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If #karma doesn't hit you I will.
#grumpy #jokes 
If #karma doesn't hit you I will. #grumpy #jokes
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: karma grumpy jokes )
Sometimes I wish I wasn't me.
Then it wouldn't be so #weird when I laugh at my own #jokes
#aboutme #joke #lol
Sometimes I wish I wasn't me. Then it wouldn't be so #weird when I laugh at my own #jokes #aboutme #joke #lol
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: weird jokes aboutme joke lol )
fra Why Denmark is strange for foreigners? (Weblogs) (tags: denmark danmark danish dansk dane danes fun funny joke jokes humor culture people life )
RT @YankeeGunner: Big decision for Martinez tonight. Does he deploy mike dean out wide or through the middle?
#jokes #football #crappingmyp
RT @YankeeGunner: Big decision for Martinez tonight. Does he deploy mike dean out wide or through the middle? #jokes #football #crappingmyp
fra Twitter / Hansemayn (Twitter) (tags: jokes football crappingmyp )
RT @AlfredoFlores: About to finally beat JB in ping pong! #jokes
RT @AlfredoFlores: About to finally beat JB in ping pong! #jokes
fra Twitter / DANISH BELIBER! (Twitter) (tags: jokes )
Doesn't exams on monday go against the geneva convention?
#jokes #quote #lol #exam #school
Doesn't exams on monday go against the geneva convention? #jokes #quote #lol #exam #school
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: jokes quote lol exam school )
I don't want to shop anymore.. Can we just go home?
Said no woman ever..
#quote #jokes
I don't want to shop anymore.. Can we just go home? Said no woman ever.. #quote #jokes
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: quote jokes )
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LIVE-TV: Uffe Holm med i cashgame om flere hundrede tusinde kroner
Standup-komikeren Uffe Holm er normalt mest kendt for at fyre jokes af, men han kan også spille poker. Continue reading →
fra Fodboldnyheder (Weblogs) (tags: Nyheder cashgame-mod den-danske fyre-jokes hundrede-tusinde hvor-der kan-ogs ligger-flere live men-han normalt-mest spiller-han sportendk )
You can't prove Im iron man.. But you can't prove Im not iron man either..
#atheism #lolz #jokes
You can't prove Im iron man.. But you can't prove Im not iron man either.. #atheism #lolz #jokes
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: atheism lolz jokes )
You can't prove Im iron man.. But you can't prove Im not iron man either.
#atheism #lolz #jokes
You can't prove Im iron man.. But you can't prove Im not iron man either. #atheism #lolz #jokes
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: atheism lolz jokes )
Obesity is not a disease. Its an addiction.. To food.. That tastes good.. Too good..
#jokes #lolz #quote
Obesity is not a disease. Its an addiction.. To food.. That tastes good.. Too good.. #jokes #lolz #quote
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: jokes lolz quote )
Im a disappointment, you are a disappointment, the world is a disappointment.. Except chocolate. Chocolate is always good.
#jokes #lolz
Im a disappointment, you are a disappointment, the world is a disappointment.. Except chocolate. Chocolate is always good. #jokes #lolz
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: jokes lolz )
fra Why Denmark is strange for foreigners? (Weblogs) (tags: danmark danish dane danes denmark dansk funny fun joke jokes world language culture summer rain )
The best thing about monday, is that you know everyone else is fucking miserable too. #jokes #lolz #grumpy
The best thing about monday, is that you know everyone else is fucking miserable too. #jokes #lolz #grumpy
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: jokes lolz grumpy )
Me on my birthday:
" I'm a bit tired I'll go take a nap, wake me when the presen.. I mean guests arrive.."
#jokes #lolz
Me on my birthday: " I'm a bit tired I'll go take a nap, wake me when the presen.. I mean guests arrive.." #jokes #lolz
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: jokes lolz )
Friend: "How many fingers?"
Me: "2"
*takes glasses off*
Friend: "how many now?"
Me: "how many what? Were are you? Help!"
#jokes
Friend: "How many fingers?" Me: "2" *takes glasses off* Friend: "how many now?" Me: "how many what? Were are you? Help!" #jokes
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: jokes )
When I put a cap on a marker I'll make sure everyone knows, by drawing all over my fucking hand in the process.
#jokes
When I put a cap on a marker I'll make sure everyone knows, by drawing all over my fucking hand in the process. #jokes
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: jokes )
Dear guy sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test.. Sincerely, joke's on you, I didn't study either. #jokes #studying #study #funny
Dear guy sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test.. Sincerely, joke's on you, I didn't study either. #jokes #studying #study #funny
fra Twitter / Love Hope Faith (Twitter) (tags: jokes studying study funny )
Facerapes tells what your friends thinks about you. Lot of gays and lesbians out there..
#jokes
Facerapes tells what your friends thinks about you. Lot of gays and lesbians out there.. #jokes
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: jokes )
Stop being so protective about your phone. If it is not made of chocolate, I don't want it.
#jokes
Stop being so protective about your phone. If it is not made of chocolate, I don't want it. #jokes
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: jokes )
Unless you're a genuine cowboy, you can't wear a cowboy hat. Just like you cant wear a spacesuit if you aren't an astronaut.
#jokes
Unless you're a genuine cowboy, you can't wear a cowboy hat. Just like you cant wear a spacesuit if you aren't an astronaut. #jokes
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: jokes )
Hispanic man: "Hablas espanol?"
Me: "taco"
#jokes
Hispanic man: "Hablas espanol?" Me: "taco" #jokes
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: jokes )
Just because you keep bitchin' on about it, it doesn't mean that you're right. Bitch.
#jokes
Just because you keep bitchin' on about it, it doesn't mean that you're right. Bitch. #jokes
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: jokes )
Life is like a box of chocolate. Amazing at first, but after a while you get the urge to vomit.
#jokes
Life is like a box of chocolate. Amazing at first, but after a while you get the urge to vomit. #jokes
fra Twitter / Emil Vogt Sørensen (Twitter) (tags: jokes )
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